This is Stupid
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Reasons why this flash update is so fantastic:

1. Jake is the cutest thing since kittens. Honestly. Double pistols and a wink turning into cling onto the fight robot for dear life and flail about like a cutie. 

2. The Condesce’s fabulous weave

3. “The prince is awake. Your shit is wrecked.” 

4. Fantastic music is fantastic

5. Dirk is so unbelievably swag that there are no other words that could come close to describing the level of swag.